I made it from your mother’s chest hair.

- Puck

OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY. We’re Back. 

As you may have seen. Weeeeeeeeeee’re baaaack. Sorry if we didn’t answer your question, but we had a back up from being inactive and had to pick and choose. Blame Kurt, he wanted us to go get a pedicure tonight.

Stripping has really killed our free time for this, and by that I mean all the guys come every Thursday night to catch a peek at the White Chocolate. But we’re working on it guys.

SO ASK, or Blaine will force us all to wear bowties. I HATE BOWTIES …unless that’s all I’m wearing.

- Sam.

Well baby, I’ve mastered the art of being a badass, single, and taken at the same time. I call it physics. You see without my vests, and glasses I look like a totally different person. Add some flowers to my wheelchair and BOOM. You have Artie and Artella. Double life.

- Artie

WHY THANK YOU. I will be doing some revamping to the entire page. I want it to be epic. I want butterflies, rainbows, and magic scarfs falling everywhere. I simply can not find a matching scarf for the page though.

I’m also thinking about adding a burn book section to my korner, I must copyright it before some else steals that.

- Kurt

This seems odd, anon, but it looks like a bowtie.

- Kurt

Looks a scarf, but like …a very vintage scarf.

-Blaine

Leprechauns are in this season.

- Kurt

Naw bro, I can’t sail.

- Puck

Yes, I have diddled her fiddle.

- Finn

Finn, you can’t play any instruments besides banging on a drum like a monkey and that’s disgusting.

- Kurt

BOOTY BUM. The ass so nice they named it twice.

- Finn